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The Sun
The warrior knows where the true power of all things reigns. The life force which is felt from the warm sun on a cold day makes itself obvious. You’ve always enjoyed food, so keep eating. If you don’t, it could spell big trouble. Be aware of your essence and where life began. You didn't know the cat threw-up in your oatmeal, now you do. We are dependent on the sun which is the ultimate ruler of all the forces and is in a sense the true source of all the gods. Meditate on the fact that realization of this truth can bring you to wholeness. You will be detained by the Police in the next year. You will become intimate soon - with Fungus.

You will discover a strange looking thing in your underwear drawer. Best not to tell anyone. You are of an extremely sensistive nature, strong magnetism, and some magical powers as yet undeveloped. You are one of the Children of Fate who may have incarnated in the present existence to "rescue" a Twin Self who has become, or is in danger of becoming a Fallen Angel. If so, you will need to stay in the path of light to avoid forming negative Karma and also becoming a Fallen Angel. Kids start to follow you around, watch them, they could be Trolls in disguise.

Your Aura Color
Brown: An Earth color associated with elements, faeries, elves, and other such entities. One who has brown in any shade in her or his aura will have close connections with these entities, as well as with the animal kingdom and influence Earth Elements. Try wearing a bit of red and green under your shorts.

Your Animal Totem
Owl: The mystery of magic, omens, silent wisdom, and vision in the night.
Cycle of Power: Nocturnal/year-round.

Your Power Stone
Petrified Tonsil: Divination, developing psychic talents, protection.

Your Darker Nature
Puts hands in Popcorn after scratching butt.

Demon Most Likely to Possess You
Nikos: Son of Hades, Prince of the Underworld. Slimy and bad smelling. Nikos has massive amounts of body hair which collect dropped food which after awhile becomes quite rancid, much like popcorn that has been slathered with butt scratchings.

Spell to Vanquish Demon
Hokus Pokus,
Holy Smoketh,
Go Away,
You must croaketh.
(Put in paper bag, put in microwave, cook on high 5 minutes, butter and salt as needed, watch movie rental, scratch butt.)

Warning Advice For Events in Your Near Future
1 – Never go into a scientist’s “personal” laboratory, ever. Not if he’s out for the day, not if he invites you in for tea, not even if he’s been dead for 200 years. If, for some reason, you end up inside anyways, don’t touch, ingest, or closely inspect anything. Close your eyes and sing Christmas Carols until you can get out or are rescued.

2 – If you can’t identify the species, it will not make a good pet.

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Psychic Oracle conjured up 2003