ZOMBIE JOKES & GAMES
Q: Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
A: He had LOST his GUTS!
Q: What is a zombie's favorite toy?
A: A DEADY bear!
Q: What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his BUTT!
Q: What is a zombie's favorite shampoo?
A: Head & Shoulders!
Q: What cereal does a zombie eat for breakfast?
A: Raisin BRAAAINS!
Q: What is a zombie's favorite Reality TV show?
A: "CHOMPING On The Stars!"
Q: Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
A: He had NO LEG to STAND ON!
ZOMBIE GAME OF TAG
TAG! You're it! Now adults even have a reason to play tag
Everybody loves Zombies!
If the group is large, you may want to give the humans a token that is removed when they are tagged. This will eliminate squabbles over who is a zombie and who isn’t. The token can be something as simple as a rubber band bracelet or bandana.
You can have the participants give the token to the zombie who tagged them. Then reward the zombie who has the most tags with a prize.
Do you like to bowl?
How's this for a bowling ball!
Set up the bowling pins!
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