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Your pumpkin personality revealed below by our highly skilled personality testers.* * (Our personality testers have been chosen from random dust bunnies and cheesy-poof crumbs under my desk.) |
 DENTED You don't like Pumpkin Pie and only eat it because you like Cool Whip. |
 DIRTY You're very earthy, which may mean that you don't shower as often as most people. |
 HUGE You are pushy and overbearing. You pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. |
 IRREGULAR You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho's and beer. You also consume a great deal of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. |
 LOPSIDED You are always on the move, headed to your next delusion of grandeur. |
 PIMPLY You have never known the mental anguish of an embarrassing blemish. |
 ROTTEN You secretly desire to run for political office. |
 SHINY & CLEAN You are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. |
 SHORT You are the long forgotten dwarf that no one knows about. |
 SMOOTH You will grab attention in any way you possibly can. You like to kiss mirrors alot. |
 TALL & SKINNY Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. |
 TINY You are always the one insisting that size doesn't matter. |
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